Today I had a total spur of the moment trip to Idaho Falls.
I got picked up from my council office hours and luckily I was rocking a dress and I just carry around my recommend.
We get to the temple and instantly everything is super funny.
First off: my recommend is from Kenya.
This is how it goes:
They look at my recommend for 30 seconds and then up at me and then down and up about 10 times.
You just know that in their heads they are beyond confused.
Second off: I put on my jumpsuit.
It was more like a jumpshorts.
That puppy was short.
Thankfully Moriah went and got me a new jumpsuit.
Third off: we were doing names from Hungry.
I got someone with the last name Fats-so during confirmations.
I was gone. I was giggling all over the place.
Plus the old men confirming us kept on messing up and cracking jokes.
"Wow! I just keep getting ahead of myself."
We got the names we were doing for baptism and I knew it was going to be all bad.
One person had the last name of Penzis and another was something like Fandass.
I know. I am so mature.
Fourth off: Gingie who was checking off the names at the font had a bloody nose.
Not a normal bloody nose but like black crusty crust.
Also he picked his ear and flicked the wax.
Lush.
Fifth off: The oldest man in the Idaho Falls was baptizing me.
I thought I was going to break him.
I didn't even grab his wrist in fear of making it pop off.
Going down in the water and coming back up was all on me.
I got an ab work out for sure.
Sixth off: There was a boy in the girl's locker room.
A poor little deacon.
So funny.
Needless to say we had the giggles the whole freaking time.
It was awesome and the temple workers were just egging us on.
Best Friday night ever and that was just the beginning.