Too Smooth

I met quite the character on the BART the other day on the way home from Concord and I think he was a little too smooth. My camera is missing.

Maybe he took the camera for collateral for breaking his heart. I don't know... but no is no dude. Hopefully it just got lost on the BART and it will be returned to me.

This is like wishing dirt tastes like oreo puddding. Very doubtful.