Satan

In Kenya I told constantly I was going to Satan by the little boys. 

There are over 100 million reasons I swear. 

These are my favorite. 

1. You are white... you go to Satan.

2. You have green eyes... you go to Satan.

3. You have pierced ears... you go to Satan.

And the best for last:

You have a tattoo... you go to Satan. 

For those that are confused; I do not have a tattoo. 

The boys think that all white people have tattoos. 

At least these are things I can change about myself.